http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/ Herb's Humor Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:25:00 PDT http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2008. Humor Writing Poetry http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/archive/168.html Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:59:05 GMT Were you aware that 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions? http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/comments?id=168 http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/archive/167.html Sat, 10 Mar 2007 19:17:59 GMT Thanks to my friend Tom for this one. Stevie Wonder is doing a tour of Japan. During his concert he tells the crowd, "You have been so supportive of me during my whole career, and I'm afraid I haven't traveled enough to Japan to play for you and thank you for your support. Tonight, as a special thanks, I would like to play your requests...go ahead...request anything and I'll try to play it!" A fan in the front row jumps up and says "Play A Jazz Chord!!!" Wonder says "What?.. um... okay..." Wonder plunks out a B flat minor diminished on his keyboard, starts playing around with... (more) http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/comments?id=167 http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/archive/166.html Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:15:51 GMT Or, what about the mathematicians... From Rita A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men: One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the King of the Jungle knows readers digest and writers cramp. http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/comments?id=166 http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/archive/165.html Sun, 04 Mar 2007 14:23:44 GMT Thanks to Rita for this one. I had a similar experience as a parent, so, yes, it could have happened that way! Why Parents Drink A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello?" "Is your daddy home?" He asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I... (more) http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/comments?id=165 http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/archive/164.html Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:01:24 GMT A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The physician replied that he doubted that the man would survive the night. The man said, "Call for my lawyer." When the lawyer arrived, the man asked for his physician to stand on one side of the bed, while the lawyer stood on the other. The man then laid back and closed his eyes. When he remained silent for several minutes, the physician asked what he had in mind. The man replied, "Jesus died with a thief on either side, I just thought I'd check out the same way." http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/comments?id=164 http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/archive/163.html Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:36:42 GMT Thanks to Carter A very self-important college freshman, attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," The student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars, we have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed... (more) http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/comments?id=163 http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/archive/162.html Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:13:22 GMT Thanks to Tron What do you do if you see a space man? You park man. http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/comments?id=162 http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/archive/161.html Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:03:15 GMT Thanks to Randy for this one. PECANS IN THE CEMETERY On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Along came another boy, riding down the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One... (more) http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/comments?id=161 http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/archive/160.html Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:00:13 GMT This year I promise not to tell a corny joke! What's that? The church burned down? Holy smoke! - Doodles Weaver http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/comments?id=160 http://herbshumor.blogdrive.com/archive/159.html Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:28:37 GMT Thanks to Rita for this one. "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor, Carter...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Carter's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Carter and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Carter's house. "Hey Carter, This... 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