pendoodles » OH NO MR BILL! lol
Herb » I have to archive all of these yet!!! Oh NO!!!!
Penny » *strolls thru whistling and picking up Tic-Tacs* Hey, Herb! How are ya?
Rita » Hi Herb, Just checkin' for a new joke. Where are ya"?
Nancze » Hi Herb, was nice to hear from you. It's been so cold here I haven't been online hardly. Just staying warm under a blanket and watching the tv. Hope all is well with you.
Herb » Cool Beans! (That's the safest kind)
Penny » Oh, G R O A N!! --------> (*waves* Hi, Herb! I'm gonna add this link to my site, 'k?)
miund » LOL LOL LOL. Gawd, it's been a REALLY long time since I last used an LOL in somebody's blog. Kudos to your sense of humor
Herb » Thanks
yodee » funny blog, very amusing
yodee » funny blog, very amusing
plh » Happy Thanksgiving if we dont hear or see you before thursday! }}}HUG{{{
plh » Good Sunday Morning 2 U!
Rita » that's... .net
Rita » I'll start sending a few to you. Well, If you send me an e-mail address, I will. Mine is reensign(at)bellsouth.ne
Rita » Hey, I have a friend who's a pastor's wife. She sends me stuff; as well as a bunch of other people.
plh » HAHAHA Herb you are BAD!
Herb » Sorry. I really have been trying to do better on updating here. Sometimes it's hard to find squeaky clean humor that you could tell your pastor or anyone else.
Rita » Once on what day????
girlfriend » ::giggles::
Sister Bubbles » Finally updated huh?
Herb » Remember, a vote for herb is like a...er...umm...vote for herb!
Herb » No wonder them guys say "ugh" all the time.
gronk » they got mugged by a priest a minsister and a rabbi-then got mugged by a traveling salesman on the way out
Herb » No, what happened?
gronk » hey,did you hear the one about the 2 neanderthals who walked into a bar?
plh » yes it do LOL
Herb » This blog do gets neglected.
Sis. Bubbles » of course sir!!!!!!!!!
Herb » So you claim there IS something more important than my ego?
Sis. Bubbles » i wouldn't have the heart to do so
Herb » Hmmmph! As Zaphod Beeblebrox once said, "If there's anything more important around here than my ego I want it hunted down and shot." I guess you wouldn't have to shoot it, though.
Sis. Bubbles » those or that certain other thing is important!!!!!! one day I will truly have something of that importance
Herb » I was supposed to have a helper, but she has "other" interests that she somehow thinks are more important than my joke blog. Can you believe it?
Herb » Sorry, this one doesn't get as much attention as it deserves. More to come.
Sis. Bubbles » one a day joke blog??????????
plh » Herb i wanted to get your feedback - http://prayer-line.blogdrive.com/
Josh » Thanks for the laughs!
Aile » I'm here...I get lots of jokes in mail, but some are a little off color...willing to share..
plh » hope so - i love the humor - maybe Pops has jokes to share to?
Herb » Okay, I'll start trying to keep it updated again then.
plh » i do!!!
Herb » Does anybody ever come here?
Herb » Aaaarrrggghhhh! Spammers make me crazy.
Officer O'Cheese » Hey, That's my job!
Bubbles » get him guido where are the funnies when i need them?
Herb » *Runs through, being chased by a man with a large italian salame in his hand* Sorry, no time to talk now. Guido is after me with that sausage!
Herb » *Eats bug*
plh » *leaves bug under Herbs rug...
plh » arggggggg im in the throws of blog withdrawl - whens helpee gonna finish the upgrade/dump so we can tag and comment normally again? N O R M A L did i use dat wurd? i must be gettin real old
Herb » *removes Daveman's carefully planted listening device.*
Daveman » Someone stole the taggings!
Herb » Either that or take Pops' dad with you to the store!
Herb » They are really easy to re-boot. Just take your B.O.O.K. in both hands and turn it upside-down, then release one hand and grasp the opposite side with the other until hands are comfortably positioned
Daveman » ... also the fonts in my brand new B.O.O.K., were all upside down! Th store wont refund my money either.
Daveman » Drinking paint thinner will do that to a man after a while
Herb » What are you guys talking about? Oh, you've seen the AIRBRUSHED picture on my other sites. This is my real nose.
Daveman » Clown nose? I thought that was the mother of all pimples... My bad.
Herb » Thanks and thanks for stopping by!
Adawehi » Hahahaha great clown nose hehehe. Have a nice day!
Herb » Yeah, He was Reserve/NG for a few years but these last several he's been active.
Daveman » Seriously - he's still on tour? active duty and all that?
Herb » Well, he almost caught Waldo Bin Laden...
Daveman » Hope he catches Bin Ladin - or Waldo which ever comes first.
Herb » I think his Uncle, Sam, is up to some funny business. they need Cav guys in the sandbox.
Daveman » Speaking of Calender Girls.., where's Carter? I bet he got in trouble and his wife locked him away.
Herb » I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl...
Daveman » Sha,sha,sharona nuff, even...
Daveman » Sha,sha,sharon nuff.
Herb » Just so you didn't lose a lose a lose your calendar girl.
Daveman » MUAHAHAHA! I love it! You made up for lost time it looks like. Enough jokes to last a month of sundays! Bad news is I lost this month's calender page.
ghe » checkin in.. liked this one!
Herb » Better wodge oud. You bight gid something on yer hand. *sniffs *
plh » HONK HONKKKK *squeezes herbs red nose - we match Herb - my nose is as red as yours now LOL
Herb » If I Don't do it by tomorrow you can call me a fart-blossom!
Herb » Okay, okay, I have to copy them out, which I am doing. Really. I promise. Cross my heart and hope to spit on Daveman's grave if I...er...I um ah, be right back.
Daveman » **toes tapping - waiting - waiting - looks at watch - toes tapping - waiting - notices new gray hair growing in- waiting **
Daveman » Then - the answer is..... PURPLE!
Herb » As Orville said to Wilbur, "Your'e Wright!"
Daveman » Uhm - thats like a trick question, aint it..
Herb » Didja ever know how to count?
Daveman » Im waiting. Havent seen an update in.... its been so long I forgot how to count!
Herb » Thank you very much. Now i WILL have to update, hahahahaha! Thanks for stopping by.
Authenticia » I love this site!
Herb » Daveman, the dates are correct, but you and Ashley are the only ones who noticed. I am sorry. I didn't know anyone came by here anymore. I'll work on it.
Daveman » Herb - Is these dates on yer posts correct? or am I over imagining things when I imagine your Humor blog?
Herb » Or that you can copy. Ah well...I plan to start working on this project again since someone comes here.
Herb » Okay, I'm sorry. Do you want to contribute? Nicole was supposed to be helping me with this but she doesn't even do her own blog that much. You must have some old jokes saved somewhere...
Ashley » well i come here almost every day now and would appreciate some humor
Herb » i'm sorry. i didn't think anyone ever came here anymore and i got discouragesd.
Ashley » hello where is a new post when i need something humorous in life you've got a lot of catching up to do
Herb » Thanks Potato. I am going to visit your blog now, muahahahahaha!
Potato » Haha this is so funny. I'm going to link to it in a future entry (I've already written enough for today)
Herb » It is very rare that i don't know where they all are.
Herb » I don't think pets should be let outside, especially running the neighborhood and pooping in people's yards. I have four cats, a dog, 2 birds and a rabbit.
ssprite » ...and their cat was stuck under the tent from curiousity like cats do - you dont seem much a cat lover
ssprite » ...for termites - i knew ahead of time because my neighbors told me and brought my 5 cats in my house - but 1 of those people in that news story didnt even know they were tenting untill to late...
ssprite » no Herb i think you missed the point about the cats - the law states the tents be labled harmful and they werent - or im certain the cat owners would have done like i did when our neighbors tented...
Daveman » I did? Oh Man! I DID! - I'll make it official; "muahahahahaha!"
Herb » You forgot the "muahahahahaha!"